Population | 7.993 billion |
Capital | EXTERMINATE |
Leader | Dalek |
Faith | EXTERMINATE |
Currency | EXTERMINATE |
Animal | EXTERMINATE |
The EXTERMINATE of Dalek Farm 3 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dalek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.993 billion EXTERMINATERS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EXTERMINATE. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.7%.
The frighteningly efficient EXTERMINATED economy, worth a remarkable 2,138 trillion EXTERMINATES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 267,506 EXTERMINATES, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalek Farm 3's national animal is the EXTERMINATE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is EXTERMINATE.
Dalek Farm 3 is ranked 283,461st in the world and 273rd in Nerdlandia for Safest, scoring 3.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dalek Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Dalek Farm 3, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
- : Following new legislation in Dalek Farm 3, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
- : Following new legislation in Dalek Farm 3, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
- : Following new legislation in Dalek Farm 3, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Dalek Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Dalek Farm 3, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
- : Following new legislation in Dalek Farm 3, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
- : Following new legislation in Dalek Farm 3, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Dalek Farm 3, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.